Scarlett Johansson Nude Pics: Plus People We Did Not Want To See Nude!!!
Everyone is going crazy over the Scarlett Johansson nude pics, and as pleasing as they are, there are a few people WE DID NOT WANT TO SEE NUDE!
We all agree that Hollywood actress Scarlett Johansson is a thing of beauty. So much that when word got out that her nude pics leaked, most of us were more excited than a 13-year-old boy discovering his first porno magazine.
You would think celebrities know better at this point. You know….NOT taking nude photos of yourself and storing them in your phone. However they never seem to learn. Whether it’s accident or a publicity stunt, they get caught over and over in their birthday suits.
However there are a few, that (for whatever reason) go nude, and we (as the public) are casualties to their GOD FORSAKEN bodies. Here are a few celebrities WE’D RATHER NOT SEE NUDE!
Florida rapper Khia is best known for her hit single ‘My Neck, My Back‘ but I was screaming MY EYES when I saw this picture! Not only does she have breast that look like they’re straight from a National Geographic documentary, but her areola are two GIANT chocolate chip cookies!
Initially I thought daughter of Laurence Fishburne was a cutie. Yea….one nostril is smaller than the other (like Rosario Dawson), but I’m a man who look past flaws. But when she made her debut with porn king Brian Pumper, what I couldn’t look past were the blemishes on her booty!!!
Forget the fact that her ass looks like she sat in a bowl of Kellog’s Raisin Brand, I couldn’t help but think if this girl contracted an STD! All thoughts of me getting aroused immediately made my lower extremities go flaccid after viewing this!
Pop singer Kesha isn’t much to look at to begin with. But when PerezHilton posted a pic of an ‘alleged’ Kesha covered in let’s say ‘mayonnaise’ I couldn’t help but think to myself ‘IS THIS FOR REAL!?!’ It’s a HARD KNOCK LIFE, and whoever was trying to knock up Kesha missed the spot!
Photos Courtesy of PerezHilton, Tumblr
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